Dear Newsletter, I know you exist
My name occupies a space on that mailing list.
You have something to say and you just can’t resist
You fill your body with colour hoping to generate interest.
Sometimes you are tidy and clean
Other times I wonder what you mean
Only judging by the few I have seen
Cause honestly dude I don’t often hit the newsletter scene
I often wonder how much attention you get
I wonder what kind of buttons you hit
Did the readers git you all or just a little bit
Or could another method be a better fit.